Martin.
14.
{longer intro.}
07:46
yesterday i invited armin hafiz and jc over to the house. jyh ching came first, while waiting for armin and hafiz we played dota and i got owned like shit. so armin came and we played cs and i got owned like shit. then hafiz came and we went out to eat dinner at gripps. when we came back we played this scary shit game called fatal frame 2 and it SCARED the f*ck out of the 3 of them plus me and my bro and my sis. so yea we got so f*cked up that we ran into the room or something like that(i know what a bunch of pussies). then we did a cover on a couple of songs mainly "your guardian angel" and we messed around with the guitars and drums. so we got bored of that and went down to watch friends and drink some stuff. after we got drunk we drunkily went up to the room and played monopoly and checked out the yearbook. then hafiz and armin sang some random songs on his iPod and eventually we slept.we woke up awkwardly and showered and ate breakfast and played your guardian angel like 5 times because we liked it so much and nathan came and we did so many stuff i lazy write down as i am a very very busy man. anyway they all went home and i blogged after a long time of not blogging.
18:41
Sorry i never blog, im juz so freaking lazy doing this and doing that.. Anyway, im gonna be semangat on my blog frm now on =P.
Friday,
I woke up at i think around 10-11 am then i went to eat brunch. We didnt celebrate thanksgiving the day before becuz we forgot so on that day we went to Thiam Hock for thanksgiving. So after thanksgiving i went on9 till i fall asleep on the computer.
Saturday,
Michelle's fren Kimberly came to follow us to the mall. My big brotha Michael, he wanted to fixxxxxx the ps2 which has fallen 3 times and doesnt work anymoree. so becuz of it doesnt work anymore we took it to the mall to fix it becuz it doesnt work anymore becuz it has fallen 3 times so it doesnt work anymore... that is my sad story but the happy part starts now. We went to SWENSEN it is a beautiful place with a beautiful scenery. We ate an Earthquake cuz its big and there are alot of us so we needed something big to fill our small mouth becuz our stomachs are big. After that, we were still full.. so we ate 2 french fries with extra fattening and 2 plates of fatty sandwiches with more fries and a non fattening coleslaw. After that we told michelle's fren to sleepover so she did. We watched the horrofiying horror of the horrofic game called fatal frame 2. It was so horrifying that i couldnt take the horror so i went down to play computer while they watch that horrifying horror. We then watched this hilarious movie called "Just Follow Law" which my sister's fren brought over to the hse to watch becuz its hilarious. After we laughed like shit we laughed some more. After the movie has ended in a hilarious way, we went up to bed to sleep because the next day was a very special day for me and for big brotha michael who was still playing fatal frame in its horrifying matter. Now im trying to make this post as big as possible so i made it bigger and bigger so that you readers wont find it boring anyway. As stupid as it sounds, all of these are facts and figures you can find on google. You can find out more by contacting my email,gmail or msn mail or even facebook which i hardly use becuz it is very hard to use as there are many applications to use and it is very hard to use. Now i shall proceed on to my next quest to write down about glorious Sunday.
Sunday,
It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining, the birds were singing but one thing made this day horrible. Because i slept late the night before as i watched this hilarious movie called "Just Follow Law" brought to this big hse to watch at night because it was really funny, i woke up at 12 i think maybe i didnt or maybe i did or maybe i didnt and i woke up at 9 but im not realy sure when i woke up as i hav forgotten wad time i woke up. Now.. we had to go for this contest about sports and intellect to get 2 tickets of cruise because my mother's fren took in telbru as a classmate so we got tickets for free to compete in this competition to win 2 tickets to a cruise. Now we didnt wake up early so my mother's fren got pissed. After that we went to makan makan at Gripp's Cafe which we also brought michelle's fren with us so that we could take her home after we visited my grandmother who stays in her hse. Now after we sent her, we went back home then my dad, big brotha michael and small sista michelle whos nickname is elle and is known for her nickname which is elle went to naik bukit. Now i used to computer while they went and i finished using it at around midnight which i felt very tired so i slept at 12 cuz it was midnight. So despite this very boring day i managed to write alot abt it. Today is monday and yea
So from now on, im going to try to make at least 1 post per day so that my blog would be more alive. It is not dead, i will not believe it, it must continue to live for other people's entertainment.
I am done.
Your good buddeh,
Martin =P
02:32
So i woke up at 10? and went to st andrews school to get my sister's and my report books. Not much happened afterwards, mike was playing games i was playing games michelle was not playing games and at night we ate some crazy spicy chickens and crap. Then michelle and i got hyper and laughed crazily non-stop until now. We were talking abt coffee or soemthing like that. Then i remembered something about inside jokes abt michael then i forced michelle to let me use the comp, and we're still high as a kite. Ok im done i hope you're happy.. Michelle. Coffee
05:23
RULES:
#1 Do the “Letter MEME”.
#2 Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged.
#3 Copy the “How-to” Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog):
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but __1__. I think I realised it when/on __2__3__ and I saw you __4__5__. I’m sure you’re __6__ enough to understand __7__.. I’m returning __8__ to you, but I’ll keep __9__ as a memory. You should also know that I __10__11__. __12__.
Love,
(your name).
P/S: You’re so lifeless, __13__ (the name of person who tagged you).
1. What’s the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’ll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey - You’re a pervertYellow - I’m selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re a loser
Other - I’m in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women’s clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What’s the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What’s the colour of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I’ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we’re cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Over joyous - That I’m open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What’s the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I’ve felt
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always thought of
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drinks - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Get away nowFrance - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
13. What is your favourite activity when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks – Ugly pig
Foosball – Silly duck
Shopping – Kisser
Indulging for food – Cranky banana
Movies – Smelly Armpits
Snacks – H**ny wolf
Snooker – Tiny stuff
Bowling – Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities – Vain pot
Having a long talk – Nose picker
Taking pictures – Dumb person
Other – Burn yourself
Here it is:
Dear Phil:
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesnt match. I think I realised it when/on your dog ran amok outside of Chicago and I saw you ignore Donald Duck. I’m sure you’re frostbitten enough to understand that there is no solution to this.. I’m returning the couch cushions to you, but I’ll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked a new life as a clone. Greetings to your frog Leonard.
Love,Martin,
P/S: You’re so lifeless, Smelly Armpits.
wtf so dumb.
09:52
My first post
Firstly i made this blog as i was forced by elle and amy. So its like 2 in the morning and im friggin bored. Anyway since im so lazy, ima stop writing.